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ZILLIONAIRE

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE FOR THE RICH & FAMOUS

"With ZILLIONAIRE, Nic Roads and Ken Fosse bring biting humor, social satire, and awesome insights to the zombie genre! Two decaying thumbs up!" - Jonathan Maberry, NY Times bestselling author of Rot & Ruin and Patient Zero

 

"Hilarious and horrifying. I wish I was rich enough for this advice to apply to me."- James Breakwell, author of Only Dead on the Inside: A Parent's Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse

 

LEARN HOW TO:

  • Strategically spend your billions to profit and thrive during the zombie apocalypse

  • Prepare your staff (and family) for Armageddon

  • Fortify your mansion, yacht, bunker, or private island against the undead

  • Find a well-bred mate in the wasteland

  • Turn yourself into a scary post-apocalyptic warlord to rule over other survivors

  • And so much more!

 

Money can’t buy you happiness. But it CAN save you from zombies!

It’s just a matter of time until the dead rise to start munching on the living. When that happens… It's pretty much game over for humanity.

But not everybody has to be devoured by zombies! If you’re part of the 1% now, don’t you want to stay at the top when everybody else turns into stinky, moaning, cannibal corpses?

Zillionaire is THE essential survival guide for the super-rich, passably rich, or wannabe rich who hope to ride out the inevitable zombie apocalypse in post-apocalyptic luxury. Read it now… before it’s too late!

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DOG OF THE DEAD

 

A DOG'S LOVE IS UNCONDITIONAL.

BUT CAN A DOG LOVE A MONSTER?

Quigley is a jolly, shaggy dog living in the remote mountain village of Sparrowdale, Colorado. Life for the mop-haired Komondor and Gavin, his beloved human companion, is nothing short of perfect. But one evening, during Quigley and Gavin’s playful stroll around the neighborhood, a spontaneous plague strikes Sparrowdale’s population. Its impact on the small mountain town is apocalyptic.

 

Helpless, Quigley witnesses Gavin’s sudden transformation from a loving, dutiful friend into a growling, blood-thirsty beast, single-minded in his pursuit of human flesh. His companion has become an angry-hungry, one among thousands of the infected creatures now hunting and rampaging throughout Sparrowdale.

Horrified by Gavin’s unexplained metamorphosis, Quigley remains tethered to his human, bound by love, loyalty, and leash. But when Gavin begins to prowl the streets for victims to consume and infect, the dog faces a heart-wrenching dilemma.

Compelled by his instinctive urge to protect those in need, Quigley must decide whether to stay by Gavin’s side or confront his fiendish companion. Will the dog’s undying devotion to his caregiver endure even as the undead predator unleashes his raging hunger upon the innocent?

Available in paperback and ebook.

Free on Kindle Unlimited!

 

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BETTER DEAD

THAN RED

 

FOUR FRIENDS. A DESERTED ISLAND. AND AN UNDEAD NIGHTMARE THEY CAN'T ESCAPE.

Living on the streets of Oklahoma, Brian Williams is haunted by a long history of personal failures. But he’s offered one last chance to repair his broken past.

A mysterious organization is recruiting test subjects for a scientific experiment. Participants will receive a generous cash reward, more than enough for Brian to finally rebuild his life. Along with a handful of his homeless friends, Brian jumps at the opportunity. But there’s a catch.

To earn the reward, Brian and his motley crew must hike through the jungle of a faraway deserted island… but unbeknownst to the group, something unspeakable and relentless will hunt them down.

A hellish, undead nightmare awaits Brian and his friends, deep in the jungle, when their casual hike turns into a bloody, desperate quest for survival. Will they make it out alive?

Available in paperback and ebook.

Free on Kindle Unlimited!

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DOM

OF THE DEAD

 

Yasmine Alvarado has a secret life and a haunted past.

A single mother living in the remote mountain community of Sparrowdale, Colorado, Yasmine is a survivor. Having escaped a sadistic, psychopathic husband, she now secretly moonlights as a private dominatrix while raising her teenage daughter, Charlie.

But when a mysterious, horrifying plague is unleashed, turning countless people into ravenous, undead monsters, Yasmine’s dungeon turns deadly.

All alone, with the world crumbling all around her, Yasmine will have to confront her deepest, darkest nightmares, and risk everything to save her daughter. Will she be able to survive the onslaught of the dead?

Available in paperback, eBook or audiobook formats.

Free on Kindle Unlimited!

This deserves a series of books, a movie deal, hell, a series. I fully recommend that you must read it.

Allen, on GoodReads

This is the most unusual zombie apocalyptic tale I’ve ever read, and I’ve read hundreds!

I enjoyed it very much and hope to read more by author Nic Roads.

Ami, on GoodReads

 

I wanted more. An entire novel. A whole series. A movie.

DL, on GoodReads

Wait, you wrote what? A story about a Dominatrix fighting zombies? Okay. Remind me why I paid for your college education again?

Nic's Mom

 

There's literally nothing in this book that's political. Not even one word. So I give it five stars.

 

Some guy on Facebook

"Dom of the Dead" was brilliant. Engaging, beginning to end. Loved the characters, smart women are a turn-on. The twist at the end was wonderful.

 

Steven, a most awesome and unremunerated reader who actually emailed me his feedback.

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